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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

'tard strength: "Strong as an ox and twice as smart."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The environmental impact statement would never pass muster.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Aren't they supposed to come together at the end of the fight? This woman can't get ANYTHING right.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh please oh please find my email!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So...them just making out is probably out of the question?

The Quirk's avatar

The only thing I want these two to do w/ mud is bury themselves up to their eyebrows. And stay there.

Joshua Norton's avatar

How can wingnutia preach American exceptionalism when apparently these 2 are the best they could come up with?

PsycWench's avatar

nor did she add their enthusiastic suggestions for the post-fight group shower. But you know they're there.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Mud will not be flung tonight.

Dang!

chascates's avatar

Just the image of the two of them conversing together is disturbing enough. And they're both young enough to be public squawkers for decades to come. Can the Magic Space Giant just Rapture these two ahead of time?

MissusBarry's avatar

Mud wrestling match? Pass. Death match? How do I get tickets?