Okay fine, Michele Bachmann, we will go ahead and picture you and Sarah Palin together NOT having a big sexytime mud fight, but only because YOU MADE US DO IT. “They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight,” Bachmann said of herself and Palin, out of absolutely nowhere. We are not sure why Michele Bachmann is being sexist against herself? Maybe that is just how two professional, adult women resolve disputes in the Bachmann house? We do not (want to) know. But she has now publicly put that nauseating and tragically satisfying image into the world for every commentator to exploit free of recrimination, forever, since PRECEDENT.
Just the image of the two of them conversing together is disturbing enough. And they're both young enough to be public squawkers for decades to come. Can the Magic Space Giant just Rapture these two ahead of time?
'tard strength: "Strong as an ox and twice as smart."
In related news, Reagan is still dead.
The environmental impact statement would never pass muster.
Aren't they supposed to come together at the end of the fight? This woman can't get ANYTHING right.
Oh please oh please find my email!
So...them just making out is probably out of the question?
The only thing I want these two to do w/ mud is bury themselves up to their eyebrows. And stay there.
How can wingnutia preach American exceptionalism when apparently these 2 are the best they could come up with?
nor did she add their enthusiastic suggestions for the post-fight group shower. But you know they're there.
Ann Coulter?
Mud will not be flung tonight.
Dang!
Just the image of the two of them conversing together is disturbing enough. And they're both young enough to be public squawkers for decades to come. Can the Magic Space Giant just Rapture these two ahead of time?
Mud wrestling match? Pass. Death match? How do I get tickets?
And there went my boner.