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Did they finally mange to get plastic ear tag on her?

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Some on has to to save the rest of us.

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Me too! But I don't feel trapped. My inner lesbian can escape whenever it's asked. Or talked to. Or smiled at. Or ignored completely.

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Those two! Does Laura know?

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awesome!

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well i think this merits a blingee no?

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<blockquote>At the time you don't know if the glitter has some toxin -- like insecticide -- mixed in or if the thrower is another Jared Loughner. </blockquote>

I dunno, how about we worry about that kind of thing ... IF it ever happens.

Wasn't there some famous Founder guy saying something-something-words about trading liberty for security?

I agree with you and the Huckalump though, I think they should go ahead and try to prosecute these criminally, but for different reasons than the terroristical danger horn honk.

1. Convictions are hardly guaranteed, especially if there's a jury involved. Tough sell on the "battery" quotient of sparkly stuff.

2. As history is shown, the tried-and-true kind of iron-fister applications of "extreme law and order" always turns out well for those employing the firehoses and dogs, against those who want equality, right?

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There is one good that has come from Michelle running for POTUS. She has ended her reelection campaign for representative here in Minnesota.

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Is the cat lady from the Simpsons available?

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"...Michele's <i>fabulous</i> husband..."

- fixed</i>

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I kinda agree with Huckleberry. When you're in public and someone throws something at you, it's only funny later. At the time you don't know if the glitter has some toxin -- like insecticide -- mixed in or if the thrower is another Jared Loughner. Plus it's rude.

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"I'll be back, man."

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My god! Michele just walked through the glitter like it was nothing! She’s not human!

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