Michele Bachmann Learns of Serious Flu Scare, Decides To Speak Anyway
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America's joke, Congresslady and full-time lunatic Michele Bachmann, woke this morning from her barbiturate-wine cooler stupor, crawled on her hands and bloodied knees to the AM-only radio permanently tuned to the local wingnut talk station, and happened to catch the national news bulletin: An influenza pandemic! It sounded pretty serious, whatever "pandemic" meant. Michele Bachmann needed to craft a response -- you know, something that would, uh, blame a swine/bird/human flu virus on, uhm, LIBERALS, right?
Michele Bachmann Learns of Serious Flu Scare, Decides To Speak Anyway
Michele Bachmann Learns of Serious Flu Scare…
Michele Bachmann Learns of Serious Flu Scare, Decides To Speak Anyway
America's joke, Congresslady and full-time lunatic Michele Bachmann, woke this morning from her barbiturate-wine cooler stupor, crawled on her hands and bloodied knees to the AM-only radio permanently tuned to the local wingnut talk station, and happened to catch the national news bulletin: An influenza pandemic! It sounded pretty serious, whatever "pandemic" meant. Michele Bachmann needed to craft a response -- you know, something that would, uh, blame a swine/bird/human flu virus on, uhm, LIBERALS, right?