One of Michele Bachmann's many "special talents" is that she is able to interpret an attempt at friendly discussion by some constituents as a traumatizing individual-size terrorist attack on her person. While running for state senate back in 2005, Bachmann met with voters to discuss various issues, including her opposition to gay marriage. After the talk, a lesbian couple who happened to be in attendance "wanted to discuss certain issues further," which in Michele Bachmann's mind sounded more like "advanced stage lesbian cannibal robot brain invasion." So Michele did the normal thing for a politician to do when a voter asks her a question, and she ran away screaming.
I sense a porn film plot: The rabidly anti-gay congresswoman who is accidentally trapped with lesbians (maybe not in a bathroom) and finds that she has been fighting her true nature all these years.
Years ago, a friend of mine wrote porn for the homosexual market. Now, I can't attest that she actually wrote this or not, but she had us read a short story of her's where an eager young groom goes the clothing store for the final adjustment to his wedding tux. The tailor's assistant sees an opportunity and...
Kind of like a Rottweiler puppy getting real chicken and gravy for the first time, instead of that grain meal nibble shit? Enthusiastic, voracious, eating like there's no tomorrow. Goggies, awww. Bachie, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I sense a porn film plot: The rabidly anti-gay congresswoman who is accidentally trapped with lesbians (maybe not in a bathroom) and finds that she has been fighting her true nature all these years.
It is now.
Years ago, a friend of mine wrote porn for the homosexual market. Now, I can't attest that she actually wrote this or not, but she had us read a short story of her's where an eager young groom goes the clothing store for the final adjustment to his wedding tux. The tailor's assistant sees an opportunity and...
Well, you can see where this is going.
There must be some from the Island of Lesbos who enjoy a challenge.
No pillows, but <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_TY0EHkcwbU" target="_blank">really</a>, who cares?
Good lord...does this make ME a lesbian?
So, if we want to envision the future of the human race, we just have to imagine a boot-faced fundy stabbing a human ear forever?
Her mind is a vast desert world, inhabited only by large worms and a few nomads, but it produces an intoxicating spice that some find irresistible.
I sometimes feel like I&#039;m being held against my will in certain conversations.
Nice
Tootsie II
good god it&#039;s the silly season.
also, it&#039;s gallup.
this is like &#039;the sound of music&#039; only with fewer austrians.
and more nazis.
Kind of like a Rottweiler puppy getting real chicken and gravy for the first time, instead of that grain meal nibble shit? Enthusiastic, voracious, eating like there&#039;s no tomorrow. Goggies, awww. Bachie, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
&#039;Just keep your dog from dribblin&#039; on my seat(s)&#039;
And then there&#039;s Muad!
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