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PsycWench's avatar

I sense a porn film plot: The rabidly anti-gay congresswoman who is accidentally trapped with lesbians (maybe not in a bathroom) and finds that she has been fighting her true nature all these years.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It is now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Years ago, a friend of mine wrote porn for the homosexual market. Now, I can't attest that she actually wrote this or not, but she had us read a short story of her's where an eager young groom goes the clothing store for the final adjustment to his wedding tux. The tailor's assistant sees an opportunity and...

Well, you can see where this is going.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There must be some from the Island of Lesbos who enjoy a challenge.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No pillows, but <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_TY0EHkcwbU" target="_blank">really</a>, who cares?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Good lord...does this make ME a lesbian?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, if we want to envision the future of the human race, we just have to imagine a boot-faced fundy stabbing a human ear forever?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Her mind is a vast desert world, inhabited only by large worms and a few nomads, but it produces an intoxicating spice that some find irresistible.

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WA Bishop's avatar

I sometimes feel like I'm being held against my will in certain conversations.

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Bezoar's avatar

Tootsie II

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fuflans's avatar

good god it's the silly season.

also, it's gallup.

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fuflans's avatar

this is like 'the sound of music' only with fewer austrians.

and more nazis.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Kind of like a Rottweiler puppy getting real chicken and gravy for the first time, instead of that grain meal nibble shit? Enthusiastic, voracious, eating like there's no tomorrow. Goggies, awww. Bachie, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

'Just keep your dog from dribblin' on my seat(s)'

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The Quirk's avatar

And then there's Muad!

#Nerdjoke-OldTVjoke

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