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Zhu Bajie's avatar

In ancient times, natural petroleum tar sometimes bubbled to the surface of the Dead Sea. But I think it ran out quite a few centuries ago.

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When Moses left Egypt, he thought he needed oranges and bananas, not oil. So he turned left, not right.

Lefty Wright's avatar

Bachman having been on the intelligence committee is no more ridiculous than the clown currently heading the House Science Committee, Lamarr Smith. In fact, the same thing could be said for most of the GOP committee members in Congress. All of them are amoral political panderers with limited knowledge of the things they are supposed to be legislating on.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Old school photography, sighs...

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

To the dessert cart, those pies won`t eat themselves!

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Lies, OP clearly said she got a new one....McLaren is obvs holding out on us.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Israel has a few good ideas, such as a ban on public proselytizing, no shouty street preachers.

H0mer0's avatar

“I believe that they are positioning themselves so that someday they could invade Israel to be able to take over the vast stores of oil and natural gas that Israel is controlling,” she said, adding that “this very unique new partnership between Iran and Russia in Syria” with the support of China “lines up with scripture.”

Where in scripture is that stuff? Was that in Sermon on the Mount or Revelation? Maybe it's in the Two Corinthians (and their fine leather.)

H0mer0's avatar

does it comfort him?

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

An old Isreali joke is that they managed to settle in the one place in the Middle East that has no oil. "The huge gas and oil reserves" was one of the most bizarre and outlandish parts of her little clustermess.

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Michelle will have a say. I don't know if she's fed up with Washington/politics or not.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Hopefully they have those snack cakes we like.

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Also too, I believe I read that it's Bulgaria's turn next.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Well, they had to stop frequently for close-ups and two-shots and multiple takes.

Last Hussar's avatar

At least you didn't nominate Saudi Arabia ON TO THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMITTEE, unlike my fuckwit Prime Minister