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Who was that Arab fucker that was at the top of the list? Abou ben Dover?

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That's the one He calls "Va", right?

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I hate to point this out, but she reportedly pooped out five of her own.

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"Consider the helicopter and the two boats"

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Less plausible.

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And goddam platform shoes.

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No, dude. Even I know this is red print.

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"we have no idea what the Lord God will do for us in 2016."

I'm sure you don't, you brain-dead ditz -- but those of us who are on speaking terms with reality have a pretty good idea.

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Can't repent . . . I haven't even pented yet.

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She's nuts enough to be declared unfit to stand trial, so yeah - no jail time.

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Cable was out.

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Ya'll cried out to God in 2012...didn't work out so well for ya, did it?

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Buddhism is pretty groovy (not that I'm biased or anything)

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