Sure, Republicans, try to stop Hillary Clinton from landsliding straight into the White House in 2016 with your BENGHAZIIIII!1 investimagations if you think that'll help (psst, it won't), but Rep. Michele Bachmann, who is on the House Intelligence Committee because God enjoys irony, has studied the Bible, which is sort of like God's FiveThirtyEight, and
Who was that Arab fucker that was at the top of the list? Abou ben Dover?
That's the one He calls "Va", right?
I hate to point this out, but she reportedly pooped out five of her own.
"Consider the helicopter and the two boats"
Less plausible.
And goddam platform shoes.
No, dude. Even I know this is red print.
"we have no idea what the Lord God will do for us in 2016."
I'm sure you don't, you brain-dead ditz -- but those of us who are on speaking terms with reality have a pretty good idea.
Can't repent . . . I haven't even pented yet.
She's nuts enough to be declared unfit to stand trial, so yeah - no jail time.
Until you realized that her programming is fubar.
Rosie the riveter, ftw.
Religion gos bad when it gets organized.
Cable was out.
Ya'll cried out to God in 2012...didn't work out so well for ya, did it?
Buddhism is pretty groovy (not that I'm biased or anything)