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Is that the final test? If they say Fuck This Sht, they get sworn in, otherwise GTFO?

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Si, comrade, vaya con Twitter #occupyWallStreet

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Maron as in corrupted Italian for <i>Madonna</i>.

Not the Kabbalah clown. The one without the spiked metal brassiere.

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You said horse collar.

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Agreed, not even Carter can kill the fun.

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Communism, clearly.

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Oh how I loved that one.

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Thank you for that.

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No.

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It's just a game. So what.

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The question is whose ass are they used for wiping?

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Needs more "We solve your tax problems! Call the number on your screen today!"

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"Best parts"? I'm afraid to ask...

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This is what happens when you hire Frank & Al's video service to set up a shoot in your garage.

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Wish it were Marcel Marceauxx, the mime.

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<i>"I oppose any governor or president who mandates a family's health care choices."</i>

Well, first of all, some families do not have a choice. They have no insurance and -- without the health insurance reforms in "Obamacare" -- could not get insurance, and for all practical purposes had no access to treatment.

But, secondly, the principle of health care choice applies to abortion in the exact same way Bachmann wants it applied to HPV vaccination. She frames this as a "family" choice, rather than individual to avoid siding with "a woman's right to choose", but it's the same thing.

Also, parents should always remember they are raising the adult, not the child. Their "little girls" will not always be little girls.

Finally, would Bachmann be so adamant if the vaccine were given to boys for an STD?

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