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Or, when Jeebus/weeping Santa/9-11 paintings leave you speechless: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I honestly believe that's how they got this clip.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'd like to bust a cap if that's what you mean.

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If the girl really is that dumb, mom should be glad she's immune to HPV.

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It is likely to make you a Republican. Maybe that was Perry's plan all along!

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Maybe you can, but I can't. The Incensed Debate auto-censor is re†arded, IMO.

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i hope you responded in ALL CAP mode.

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Only the first? I think you should be dilgent about follow-up care, and make regular 6-month appointments. And get some pointers from Marcus -- he'll show you how to collect federal dollars while you're at it.

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I think that prayer works in the opposite direction.

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Technology is amazing ... I had no idea you could get your stupidity enhanced with silicone.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I like selling Progressive. That Snopes link makes like them even more.<br /><br />---

fuflans's avatar

well at least she's responsible in her political discourse.

</snark> this shit really pisses me off. i have a handicapped brother. no one's quite sure what caused his handicap. but my mother - yes the same mother who used to be a canadian socialist but is now a canadian practicing law in america while spouting the wall street journal editorial line - spent most of our youth fighting both the state of IL and DC to get a variety of legislative recognition and relief for the handicapped.

no one used the kids (and my brother was seriously beautiful) as props. no one sought to undermine medicine for a cheap political hit. science was considered helpful.

and no one fucking talked about fucking christianity.

fuck these people.

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<b>State</b> Farm -- sounds commie. All<b>STATE</b> -- same problem. I wonder where a talking lizard with an Aussie accent places on the wingtard spectrum?

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If the incidence of mental retardation among teen girls is x, there's no problem whatsoever in finding x incidence of retardation among vaccinated teen girls.

(Although, to the extent that retardation is inherited, you might find a somewhat lower incidence among the vaccinated.)

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use option-t.

Re†arded seems particularly apt when discussing fundies and Xtards.

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May I take a moment for an off topic rant?

MY CO-WORKER IS SUCH A FUCKING MORON IT DEFIES DESCRIPTION!! SHE SAYS THAT PROGRESSIVE INS IS A NAZI ORGANIZATION...WHAT.THE.FUCK? OH, THEY SUPPORT ISLAM AND ARE ANTI-AMERICAN THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NAZI. JESUS JUMPED UP CHRIST WOMAN ARE YOU THAT FUCKING IGNORANT?? IF IT WERE NOT FOR IGNORANT LITTLE IGNORANT FUCKING DUMB FUCKS LIKE YOU WHO LINE UP BEHIND THE SHITSTAIN "HUMANS" THAT ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY WE'D BE LIVING IN A MOTHERFUCKING PARADISE RIGHT NOW.

ARRRRRRRRRGH1!!!!!