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RJ (TO)'s avatar

Of course, insulting someone is the best way to get them to come around to your side. Big THUMBS UP!

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RJ (TO)'s avatar

Personally, I think Jesus has called off the Rapture/Second Coming altogether having gotten a good look at what passes for a christian these days.

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Jared Knutson's avatar

Hey now... we in Boise definitely don't want her, ha. Thanks.

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diogenez's avatar

Does this make her anti-Semitic?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Plus, your all-powerful god needs your help to deal with all sorts of trivial shit.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Sad attempt to stir up shit to get her precious rapture accomplished.

Hint Michele: If there is such a thing as a rapture and all the "good Christians" are taken up to heaven, you will be left here on earth, running a Starbucks in Boise.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

"Fo, Fo, Fo!" Go Sixers!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Is that whole fatwah still binding? Cuz I may have accidentally drawn a... um, nevermind. (erase, erase, erase)

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I did not know that!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What's gnu with you?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

tessiee:

She puts up one of those Jewish candlesticks at Christmas, so's she can teach her children about other (lesser) religions. She'll give up something for Lent (won't be thinking - she quit that years ago). She's a dabbler, disrespecting serious people with her dilettante ways.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Paul Maud'Dib

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Incoming Ham's avatar

True - there will probably some car windshields to be washed somewhere.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I am going to be trying to scrub that image out of my brain for a week. Thanks.

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malsperanza's avatar

"The Jews sold out Israel."

Ahh, the classics really are the best, aren't they? I haven't heard that one since Torquemada left town.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oy vey, what a goy shmendrik, her mishegas amounts to bupkes.

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