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If two teabagger heroes yammer on the TeeVee, and nobody intelligent is listening, do they make a sound?

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That, and "wake me when you're done." Which is better than "don't wake me when you're done."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

At some point, Marcus sings "My Boyfriend's Back" and hilarity ensues.

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-"oooh, stand up from your walker, can you stand for me? -"ouch...oh yeah, baby, I'm standing" -"now, slip off your depends" -only if you take your teeth out"

Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe that's CONTROL+ALT+SHIFT+GTFOOH.

fuflans's avatar

<i>Michele Bachmann Throws Donald Trump A Party</i>

i think it should be "michele bachmann throws donald trump under the bus".

BarackMyWorld's avatar

A telephone townhall? Way to grasp the 20th century.

schmannity's avatar

This reminds me I need to shave the back of my neck because she is always making it stand on end.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Donald wasn't doing anything anyway. He was just going to sit around the house, file some bankruptcies and maybe layoff some people.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think the confusion lies in that MB invited Donny's hair and not him.