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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Does she have Executive Experience™?

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PsycWench's avatar

Don't forget unimpaired reality testing.

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PsycWench's avatar

I believe many members of the Westboro Baptist Church hold law degrees. Seriously, b/c they have to, no outside lawyer would take them.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Please folks...she'll never be anything more than she is right now. May 21st? Hello?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Mrs. Bachmann: One "L."

Mrs. Palin: One "T."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Nothing is off the table - and Michele Bachmann is nothing if not off the wall.

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jqheywood's avatar

You can be damn sure she wouldn't let Richie Valens on board ...

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WA Bishop's avatar

People would have a soft spot for Lincoln, if only because he reminds them of the guy on the penny.

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WA Bishop's avatar

And once they've destroyed each other, in swoops Christine O'Donnell FTW

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WA Bishop's avatar

But we can pass laws to permit or *cough* forbid it, right?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Some of my favorite books are tables!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yes; you can tell by when her eyes get big.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We'll know she's running for prez when she starts composing sentences of noun + verb + "Ronald Reagan is my zombie boyfriend".

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schmannity's avatar

Coleman, Bachman, airport visitor Larry Craig, and Bret Favre's texts. Other than the Coen brothers and 90 below windchills, does nothing good come from Minnesota nowadays?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m from Minnesota. We make Iowa jokes because we’re envious of their corn output.

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fuflans's avatar

i'm completely torn: comedy potential of the batshit right wing in power vs. actual dystopian nightmare of batshit right wing in power.

how to vote...how to vote...

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