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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Does she have Executive Experience™?

PsycWench's avatar

Don't forget unimpaired reality testing.

PsycWench's avatar

I believe many members of the Westboro Baptist Church hold law degrees. Seriously, b/c they have to, no outside lawyer would take them.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Please folks...she'll never be anything more than she is right now. May 21st? Hello?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Mrs. Bachmann: One "L."

Mrs. Palin: One "T."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Nothing is off the table - and Michele Bachmann is nothing if not off the wall.

jqheywood's avatar

You can be damn sure she wouldn't let Richie Valens on board ...

WA Bishop's avatar

People would have a soft spot for Lincoln, if only because he reminds them of the guy on the penny.

WA Bishop's avatar

And once they've destroyed each other, in swoops Christine O'Donnell FTW

WA Bishop's avatar

But we can pass laws to permit or *cough* forbid it, right?

WA Bishop's avatar

Some of my favorite books are tables!

WA Bishop's avatar

Yes; you can tell by when her eyes get big.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We'll know she's running for prez when she starts composing sentences of noun + verb + "Ronald Reagan is my zombie boyfriend".

schmannity's avatar

Coleman, Bachman, airport visitor Larry Craig, and Bret Favre's texts. Other than the Coen brothers and 90 below windchills, does nothing good come from Minnesota nowadays?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m from Minnesota. We make Iowa jokes because we’re envious of their corn output.

fuflans's avatar

i'm completely torn: comedy potential of the batshit right wing in power vs. actual dystopian nightmare of batshit right wing in power.

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