Michele Bachmann may have been spurned by the establishment when she made a play for the Republican leadership of the House, but that just made her want to run for the Senate.And now she has decided to "seriously weigh" running for president of the United States. Hooray! She will hold every elected office in the land simultaneously! Bachmann will head to Iowa this month, and has $3 million left in her campaign account. Sure, it's probably just wishful thinking that she and Sarah Palin will run for president. But let's wishfully think. As Barack Obama once said, "Hope."
We'll know she's running for prez when she starts composing sentences of noun + verb + "Ronald Reagan is my zombie boyfriend".
Coleman, Bachman, airport visitor Larry Craig, and Bret Favre's texts. Other than the Coen brothers and 90 below windchills, does nothing good come from Minnesota nowadays?
Does she have Executive Experience™?
Don't forget unimpaired reality testing.
I believe many members of the Westboro Baptist Church hold law degrees. Seriously, b/c they have to, no outside lawyer would take them.
Please folks...she'll never be anything more than she is right now. May 21st? Hello?
Mrs. Bachmann: One "L."
Mrs. Palin: One "T."
Nothing is off the table - and Michele Bachmann is nothing if not off the wall.
You can be damn sure she wouldn't let Richie Valens on board ...
People would have a soft spot for Lincoln, if only because he reminds them of the guy on the penny.
And once they've destroyed each other, in swoops Christine O'Donnell FTW
But we can pass laws to permit or *cough* forbid it, right?
Some of my favorite books are tables!
Yes; you can tell by when her eyes get big.
We'll know she's running for prez when she starts composing sentences of noun + verb + "Ronald Reagan is my zombie boyfriend".
Coleman, Bachman, airport visitor Larry Craig, and Bret Favre's texts. Other than the Coen brothers and 90 below windchills, does nothing good come from Minnesota nowadays?
I’m from Minnesota. We make Iowa jokes because we’re envious of their corn output.
i'm completely torn: comedy potential of the batshit right wing in power vs. actual dystopian nightmare of batshit right wing in power.
how to vote...how to vote...