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Michele Bachmann Will Be President BUT ONLY If God Orders Her To
Important World Net Daily provocateur Drew Zahn has written the puff piece from Hell about psychotic Minnesota Monster Michele Bachmann, and you must read it, to be informed about politics. The fappery begins like so: "She began her political career simply, as a Christian mom concerned about the content of school papers her children brought home in their backpacks, but today she has become one of the leading defenders of liberty and conservative principles on Capitol Hill." You had us at "Christian mom," Zahn! But anyway, when will she bepresident?
Hurry up, God!
Finally, WND asked Bachmann if she could see a day when the candidate who began her political career in jeans and a holey sweatshirt would one day run for the presidency.
"If I felt that's what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it," she answered. "When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I've said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That's really my standard.
"If I am called to serve in that realm I would serve," she concluded, "but if I am not called, I wouldn't do it."
This is just how George W. Bush became president, right? "God" (his dad's friends in the oil business) asked him to do it? Well. Let's see if God can keep His mouth shut this time around. Not everyone can tell when you're joking, God!