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Drill goes in, oil comes out....you can't explain it!

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Close. She's the one who sews big alligators into purses.

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i think this is a marvelous plan if only to see rahm will kick walker's pansy ass

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Well, the idea of 'knocking some sense into him' is obviously a non-starter.

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"Responsibly" extract oil from the Everglades = make some big oil companies responsible for doing it. (They're people, after all, so what could possibly go wrong?)

As for relying on "experts", who's more expert at this than oil companies?

This is a no-brainer, folks... which makes it perfect for Michele.

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i don't want to live in michele's world.

or in michele's america.

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OT -- but the mummy-wrapped doofus looking for a lawyer up there ... did he smash his finger with that "defective" hammer? That's what I'm taking away from the ad, and it's bugging the shit out of me. Up next: "Coffee too hot? Call 800-SUE-THEM."

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When she talks about obtaining energy resources from the "eastern Gulf region", does she mean the Persian Gulf?

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If it's not possible to pull all of Michele's teeth out with Vise-Grips and plug the sockets with spackle <i>responsibly</i>, we shouldn't do it. I will consult an expert at Home Depot to find out if we can do that in a responsible manner.

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