Put away your filthy magazines and Glee soundtrack! Because "culture war news" never gets old, America’s future Screaming Banshee-in Chief signed another one of those dumb pledge things, this one called “The Marriage Vow,” where she promises never to sex her husband and hate Islam and farm babies, and uh, what's that old favorite? Oh yeah, she'll ban porn, because the meth lab fun house that is her brain is having a seizure about the naked movies again. Wasn't this one of those 2010 things that Christine O’Donnell invented, about how she wanted to
The TP'ers love the 19th century. Women couldn't vote. No income tax. Blacks families were bought and sold in an unfettered market. Oh the bliss.
As for marriage. One man and one woman you betcha. Though technically the man and woman had to be the same race. And by same race, I mean not "one drop" of non-white blood.
Congrats, indeed! My folks hit 48 this week. I figure I won't live long enough to attain that kind of number, since I'm one of those uppity bitch liberal career girls just shacking up with MisterBarry and definitely not pooping out babies.
<i>&quot;&ldquo;robust childrearing and reproduction is beneficial to U.S. demographic, economic, strategic and actuarial health and security.&rdquo;</i>
Why are they afraid? On its face, Sharia Law has some awful stuff. Like stoning a woman to death for adultery. OH WAIT! That&#039;s also in the Bible. Well, it has stoning infidels to death. OH WAIT! That&#039;s also in the Bible. I guess the thing is no one is trying to implement Biblical Law in the United States. OH WAIT! They <a href="http:\/\/www.constitutionparty.com\/party_platform.php" target="_blank">are</a>.
I guess it&#039;s back to the underwear / swimsuit section of the Sears catalog for uhmerika.
Just let that melted cheese cool a bit, OK?
&quot;Fierce defense of <b>Christians&#039;</b> 1st amendment&#039;s Right to Religious Liberty....&quot;
(You gotta learn to read between the lines, where these asshats are concerned.)
Where&#039;s the part where God wants tax cuts?
The TP&#039;ers love the 19th century. Women couldn&#039;t vote. No income tax. Blacks families were bought and sold in an unfettered market. Oh the bliss.
As for marriage. One man and one woman you betcha. Though technically the man and woman had to be the same race. And by same race, I mean not &quot;one drop&quot; of non-white blood.
Congrats, indeed! My folks hit 48 this week. I figure I won&#039;t live long enough to attain that kind of number, since I&#039;m one of those uppity bitch liberal career girls just shacking up with MisterBarry and definitely not pooping out babies.
You can take away my porn when you pry my cold, dead free hand from it.
<i>&quot;&ldquo;robust childrearing and reproduction is beneficial to U.S. demographic, economic, strategic and actuarial health and security.&rdquo;</i>
Stop trying to redefine marriage!
Because god told her to. God is one twisted deity.
Or redefine as &quot;Barbarian discipline materials&quot;.
As Lewis Black said (I think): If they banned porn from the internet, there would just one site left ... called bringbacktheporn.com
Awww ... she loves her <i>fabulous</i> husband.
Why are they afraid? On its face, Sharia Law has some awful stuff. Like stoning a woman to death for adultery. OH WAIT! That&#039;s also in the Bible. Well, it has stoning infidels to death. OH WAIT! That&#039;s also in the Bible. I guess the thing is no one is trying to implement Biblical Law in the United States. OH WAIT! They <a href="http:\/\/www.constitutionparty.com\/party_platform.php" target="_blank">are</a>.
<i>she promises never to sex her husband</i> At his insistence. No-Sex Marriage will save the union!
Or when they have those weird lumps around the edges. Gaaah.
And it&#039;s worse when it&#039;s GUYS.
Nuthin&#039; like slippin it to a hot pepperoni.