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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I guess it's back to the underwear / swimsuit section of the Sears catalog for uhmerika.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just let that melted cheese cool a bit, OK?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Fierce defense of <b>Christians'</b> 1st amendment's Right to Religious Liberty...."

(You gotta learn to read between the lines, where these asshats are concerned.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where's the part where God wants tax cuts?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The TP'ers love the 19th century. Women couldn't vote. No income tax. Blacks families were bought and sold in an unfettered market. Oh the bliss.

As for marriage. One man and one woman you betcha. Though technically the man and woman had to be the same race. And by same race, I mean not "one drop" of non-white blood.

MissusBarry's avatar

Congrats, indeed! My folks hit 48 this week. I figure I won't live long enough to attain that kind of number, since I'm one of those uppity bitch liberal career girls just shacking up with MisterBarry and definitely not pooping out babies.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You can take away my porn when you pry my cold, dead free hand from it.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"“robust childrearing and reproduction is beneficial to U.S. demographic, economic, strategic and actuarial health and security.”</i>

Stop trying to redefine marriage!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Because god told her to. God is one twisted deity.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or redefine as "Barbarian discipline materials".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As Lewis Black said (I think): If they banned porn from the internet, there would just one site left ... called bringbacktheporn.com

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Awww ... she loves her <i>fabulous</i> husband.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Why are they afraid? On its face, Sharia Law has some awful stuff. Like stoning a woman to death for adultery. OH WAIT! That's also in the Bible. Well, it has stoning infidels to death. OH WAIT! That's also in the Bible. I guess the thing is no one is trying to implement Biblical Law in the United States. OH WAIT! They <a href="http:\/\/www.constitutionparty.com\/party_platform.php" target="_blank">are</a>.

The Quirk's avatar

<i>she promises never to sex her husband</i> At his insistence. No-Sex Marriage will save the union!

The Quirk's avatar

Or when they have those weird lumps around the edges. Gaaah.

And it's worse when it's GUYS.

The Quirk's avatar

Nuthin' like slippin it to a hot pepperoni.