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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Good -- I hope she spends a shitload of it.

The Quirk's avatar

"I'm Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you!"

schmannity's avatar

If only Markus did also.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Have you ever seen the movie "Closing Escrow?"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Now we've found the body that goes with the head from the Nancy Grace photo.

Or, Tori Spelling is really pissed off right now...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I must have got my facts from the same place Michele gets hers.

(My own ass.)

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Stepford)

fuflans's avatar

yeah but has tweetie asked him about hypnosis yet?

fuflans's avatar

right? those french manicures. i'm sure someone could pull them off with grace and not look low rent.

but i've never seen it.

MissusBarry's avatar

She looks like when you turn a doll's head too far around.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, so at her core, there's not rationality, or decency ... just "conviction". Electing leaders like that always works out so well.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

99 gottles of geer on de gall, 99 gottles of geer...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Perfectly captures that deer-in-the-headlights look, doesn't it? "This is exactly how she looked a moment before becoming election-year roadkill."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think she's ever-so-slightly walleyed... just enough to give her that million-light-year stare. This also explains her inability to see plain facts sitting right in front of her.

Spurning Beer's avatar

More Photoshopping, please: globs of pea soup, and a text bubble saying, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell." Maybe some dark circles under the eyes.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

What does it say when you pull its string?