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Good -- I hope she spends a shitload of it.

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"I'm Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you!"

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If only Markus did also.

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Have you ever seen the movie "Closing Escrow?"

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Now we've found the body that goes with the head from the Nancy Grace photo.

Or, Tori Spelling is really pissed off right now...

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I must have got my facts from the same place Michele gets hers.

(My own ass.)

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Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Stepford)

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yeah but has tweetie asked him about hypnosis yet?

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right? those french manicures. i'm sure someone could pull them off with grace and not look low rent.

but i've never seen it.

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She looks like when you turn a doll's head too far around.

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OK, so at her core, there's not rationality, or decency ... just "conviction". Electing leaders like that always works out so well.

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99 gottles of geer on de gall, 99 gottles of geer...

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Perfectly captures that deer-in-the-headlights look, doesn't it? "This is exactly how she looked a moment before becoming election-year roadkill."

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I think she's ever-so-slightly walleyed... just enough to give her that million-light-year stare. This also explains her inability to see plain facts sitting right in front of her.

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More Photoshopping, please: globs of pea soup, and a text bubble saying, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell." Maybe some dark circles under the eyes.

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What does it say when you pull its string?

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