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The unlibelous comment is not worth making.

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I don't care what you all say, Assemblywoman Fiore has my wholehearted and unequivocal support. And the fact that I am a heterosexual male has absolutely nothing, NOTHING, I SAY, to do with it.

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enough with the furshlunginger drop-down video ads that you can't get rid of already!

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Well, that's pretty much Vegas, where Californians with boobs go when they don't want to finish high school and can make money waiting on tables and then running for political office.

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You said, "Ain't that the damndest thing you ever done saw?"

I have to correct your grammar-- that should say, "Ain't that the damndest thing you ever done seen?"

You're welcome.

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About as smart as him, too.

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I'm not going to lie. I'm really just interested in topless photos of her. So. Are there any?

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Do you think your dad's trick for seducing 19-year-olds would work on her?

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She's a movie star!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Here is a picture of her doing her day job. Seriously, she is built like a fireplug. I don't find her in the least attractive.

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Listen Nevada, we know most of your state is basically just rusting trailers parked on the edge of some bombing range or other

You forgot about the giant city that's a tax on people bad at math.

And the bordellos...

http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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I was an F-111 WSO for about a dozen years. We got nosebleeds above 300' AGL.

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It is a Boom and Bust state...

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Are you kidding me? Those guys on the playing cards are whiter than I am!

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Ever done seed. FIFY.

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