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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm with you. If not for the supreme self-control I posses I would be ranting about how MM is a nonsensical ratbag cunt idiot.

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fuflans's avatar

kirsten, if part of my job required reading michelle malkin bleets, i would request combat pay.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

This is why Conservatives always end their jokes with "giddit?".

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Ewww....now you made me think of pussy juice and Michelle Malkin in the same synapse.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Don't let Malkin steal your dickety!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. RIP RD

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ValiumNation's avatar

She brings out the worst in me, so I shall abide.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Alternate Headline: Michelle Malkin Back, Dumber Than Ever.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Let's be fair, it can be difficult to separate the fake, satirical stories on <i>The Onion</i> from the serious, real ones. I've fallen into the trap more times than I care to count!

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schmannity's avatar

It's so cute when the wingtards have their pet browns speak. I can't wait for Justice Thomas to weigh in on Mad magazine.

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The Quirk's avatar

Unnaturally-born, as she was hatched in some think-tank laboratory.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Michelle Malkin is just a female version of Ann Coulter.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hell no, even my local rag won't put her on the Wingnut section of the editorials anymore. She's acheived status only won by Anne Coulter.

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