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No, no, yes, no, no, no.

Now fuck off and stay fucked off.

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Looking at that photo of Malkin, I'm having those fantasies about Michele Bachmann and the corn dog again.

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... except for all the poisonous undergrowth.

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... actually, I'm pretty sure that's a piss-and-cum-stained pull-out sofa that his mama found on the curb and re-purposed in her unfinished basement for her boy.

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and here I thought this was a pony site ....

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Don't forget the Butthurt Counselors.

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She's turned the derp up to 11 again.

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yahoo. isn't that the last word spoken by Maj. King Kong as he rides the bomb down into oblivion ?

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I got banned from Breitbart, and Tucker Carlson's site, just for lurking in the comments section, looking for comments with a particular kind of angst going on, and then I would swoop in and suggest, in a very, very roundabout way, of course, that ritual hari kari was a valid form of social protest in 17th century Japan.

So Michelle Malkin should stop bitching.

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This remarkable word depends entirely on inflection. Said dismissively, it's an insult, but any other way, it's the most wonderful word in the world, and invokes images of flesh and fur and all things beaver from the 70's and before, before women decided they should shave so they could look like 11 year olds.

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I'm calling bullshit, no conservative I have ever met has a clue about modern technology.

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Ever notice that on some other sites that when someone calls you a "troll" for politely voicing your well-reasoned opinion, that suddenly you are taken off ? But the "Troll alert !" comments are still there ? And one of those sites is National Review ? Makes me feel like a third-class citizen( Not really). Or makes me feel empowered that someone thinks I'm an ass.

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I know how you feel, my smart ass comments are pure gold. Those Philistines.

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You mean, except for second graders - because, come on - they aren't all one and the same?

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I always miss ALL the fun.

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