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Incoming Ham's avatar

So real patriotic americans are raiding the Goodwill for anything decent before the poors get in and take it.

Also: No one wears the high drag like FLOTUS. Respect.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Call it "Liberty Breathing" and you are on your way

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Must be some fancy overused designer. I hear the reason is "Too much Mel Uhnin"

chascates's avatar

The difference is black and white.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I got this here trucker hat in 1994 for two bux, and it hardly gots any stains on it! #bowdown #sundaybest

Shypixel's avatar

Really cool clothes, too. Still looking for an old garage work jacket with a name like "Needles" or "Snake" embroidered on it.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Oh, yer the President of Frayance! I always wanted to see Frayance. I also want to get to Yurrip, one of these days, to see the fashions there. Fashion, like this here shirt I made myself! Also, I hear tell Paris is right wonderful. Hmm... Weepairee? Well, if you recommend it, I'm sure it is lovely as well. Is Weepariee very far from Paris?"

#yokelsatstatedinner

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"Fetid sea hag." I want to have your babby ;)

fuflans's avatar

yeah no this <i>ensemble</i> doesn't quite work. (skirt too puffy, waist too high- she always does that...)

still and all i would cut a bitch for those earrings.

Fartknocker's avatar

You my lady can wear anything you want and always look awesome.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Someone ask Michelle Malkin what she thought the Muslims she seemed to think should be rounded up and put in internment camps should have worn. Fucking racist.

chascates's avatar

I hear they even served the food on fancy CHINA instead of good old homemade American wooden plates.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Do the French appreciate cellulite? I don't think thighs are supposed to jiggle, are they

Tiny kaiju's avatar

It has nothing to do with a State dinner but theTwitchy twats need to write about something hateful and stupid and they picked this. I continue to underestimate the lack of common sense in my countrymen.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sackcloth and ashes was <i>so</i> 2009, Miss Malkin.