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You know there are a group of kids who do not fear death. They're called teenagers, and that lack of fear makes them, for the most part, a bunch of reckless numbskulls.

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this is fantastic.

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MOM!!! YOU SHOULD POST THIS!!!!

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good god i would never be able to worship that muscular jesus.

looks like my ex husband's brother.

barf.

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<i>Man,</i> I hate the way I keep writing "their" when I mean "they're."

Attention Youngs: don't get old. There's no future in it.

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Fucking bitch. That is all.

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Don't forget fear of gays, socialist, commies, liberals, poors, blacks, browns environmentalist, common sense and facts.

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I think she needs some practice.... just to be sure.

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Michelle has two, Miche1e has only one. That's how you tell them apart.

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Then there's <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=MkSLees8yTE" target="_blank">this</a>.

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Plus Lara Logan is about 1000x hotter.

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Gun fetishists keep generating hypotheticals about dead victims of shooting terrorists. Maybe they're true, maybe their not. But they do validate the Wayne LaP good-guys-with-guns canard.

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trying very hard not to think about Michelle Malkin reproducing, but does SHE have kids?

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Why on earth should we take Malkin seriously? She's just the female version of Ann Coulter.

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