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fuflans's avatar

flotus-ing while black.

fuflans's avatar

i definitely sleep better at night never knowing any goddamn thing about michelle malkin.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Didn't she tweet / twat her Texarican Slim Jim & Skoal Pie recipes?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I don't know what came over me; I went to LGF and saw the tweets. They are repellent. What is the vein of hatred and insanity they tap into?

chascates's avatar

Ah, for an America where all-white suburbs are filled with fat, angry morons grilling anus burgers and guzzling down giant HFCS sodas and listening to Charlie Daniels' music while proclaiming the country is an exceptional nation favored by God (except for coloredz, gayz, and furriners)!

At least that describes <i>my</i> relatives.

bobbert's avatar

So God made a Corporation.

bobbert's avatar

Well, there's @Zionistchuck.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah. This one is way more sarcastic.

bobbert's avatar

Plastic packaging pro-tip: just shoot it off around the edges.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It refers to those heathens who prefer their top sheet untucked,so your feet are just exposed all night, like my s.o. I don't even know why I keep her around. Oh, wait, yes I do.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she really tries my patience with my decision not to label people with the C word

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

more of Scalia's racial entitlement

PubOption's avatar

How much did Taft's giant bathtub cost?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and yet they call us jackals...