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flotus-ing while black.

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i definitely sleep better at night never knowing any goddamn thing about michelle malkin.

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Didn't she tweet / twat her Texarican Slim Jim & Skoal Pie recipes?

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I don't know what came over me; I went to LGF and saw the tweets. They are repellent. What is the vein of hatred and insanity they tap into?

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Ah, for an America where all-white suburbs are filled with fat, angry morons grilling anus burgers and guzzling down giant HFCS sodas and listening to Charlie Daniels' music while proclaiming the country is an exceptional nation favored by God (except for coloredz, gayz, and furriners)!

At least that describes <i>my</i> relatives.

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So God made a Corporation.

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For you, $5.95.

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Well, there's @Zionistchuck.

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Yeah. This one is way more sarcastic.

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Plastic packaging pro-tip: just shoot it off around the edges.

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It refers to those heathens who prefer their top sheet untucked,so your feet are just exposed all night, like my s.o. I don't even know why I keep her around. Oh, wait, yes I do.

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she really tries my patience with my decision not to label people with the C word

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more of Scalia's racial entitlement

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How much did Taft's giant bathtub cost?

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The Joad family?

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and yet they call us jackals...

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