Have you seen that show on the E! television network featuring a bunch of whiny girls whose names all start with the letter "K" and their [step]father, played by a melted-down Ken doll? It is the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" show, and somehow, it is one of the most highly rated reality television programs that exists, so let's all poison ourselves, after we discuss FLOTUS. We live in an age of "reality" television, because reality is so horrifying these days, it tends to make for a fairly entertaining hour of television without much extra work required. Our obesity crisis is of course one element of our terrible reality, which is why there is a program on NBC called 'The Biggest Loser,' which is some sort of program about fat people (your FLOTUS correspondent does not watch this program, because it disgusts her). These days, where there's a camera and fat people, there's our First Lady Michelle Obama, making them wish they had never heard of a Double Down Sandwich. Our Michelle appeared on 'The Biggest Loser' last night, so it's pretty much next stop:
Shit, you're old.
Blue Carrion? Seriously?
History's greatest monster.