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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Went there, and came back. But not willingly.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Back in the day you stocked your first apartment by going to Cost Plus (if you lived on the West Coast) or Pier 1 Imports (if you lived on the East Coast).

Like printed bed covers from India, these chairs were a staple - not very expensive, not very comfortable (they rock like crazy) but looking good and priced right. The little wicker table is a nice touch. It has a recessed top - and you could buy a round wicker tray that fit right into it.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Nothing wrong with Cybill Shepherd shoulder pads.

As long as Cybill Shepherd is wearing them.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You win the intertubes, for packing the most funny in the fewest letters.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you don't live in Massachusetts, there was no reason.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Clearly not Michigan, where they're all the right height.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think you want <a href="http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_ghH4GqN9X0E\/S-NGAXs_PxI\/AAAAAAAAAA8\/OIbz85EPu2g\/s1600\/duck-tape-prom-patriotic.jpg" target="_blank">this one</a>.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Burn the damn pictures, before it's too late!!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I can think of a least one event he failed to anticipate.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You'll appreciate the lack of high blood pressure, diabetes and high velocity lead poisoning at some point, but I see your point.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fun fact: Before she came out, Ellen starred in a movie called "Mr. Wrong."

SullivanSt's avatar

Motherfucking ice tea.