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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wait a cotton-picking moment here! Michelle Obama's <i>mother</i> is allowed to ride Air Force One? What the hell are we running here, a bus service? Put the hag on commercial and remove this crushing burden from the back of the <strike>American</strike> white taxpayer!

There, I have summarized just about every comment on Yahoo news.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hopey is one lucky dude.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Very diplomatic ... 'cause a raised black finger would bother them, maybe.

fuflans's avatar

man that woman rocks any outfit she puts on.

fuflans's avatar

it just occured to me and you know what really sucks? all the world will be watching the royal wedding and we will probably be represented by hoverounds specially imported for the occasion.

ack.

fuflans's avatar

i really hope SOMEONE is liveblogging the royal wedding as i must to bed.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Terrorist fist-bump indeed.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

BarackMyWorld: You must be so very, very honored to have had a hand in resolving this issue. Very proud to have done something no one else has been able to do. Very honored. Also proud.

Joshua Norton's avatar

OK, now I demand to see the longer form birth certificate. What is he trying to hide? Huh? Huh? ANsWer MeeE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/newsblogs.chicagotribune.com\/assignment-chicago\/2011\/04\/photoshopping-michelle-obamas-mother.html" target="_blank">The Extra Hand Belongs to Michelle Obama's Mother. (Yeesh)</a>

schmannity's avatar

retard Downs Syndrome testing one two three

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Somebody give the First Lady a hand. They're in love and walk hand in hand (in hand). And today was the day Oprah became known as "The Hook".

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Walmart greeters: When our local store opened, the greeters were all, "WELCOME to Walmart! Hello!! How can I help you?!"

Now they're all, "Welcome to Walmart, here's your fucking cart. Welcome to Walmart, here's your fucking cart. Welcome to...what? Paint? It's in the fucking paint department. Here's your fucking cart."