Michelle Obama Hooking Kids On Organics

Chicago crime boss Michelle Obama wasted no time turning the once-pristine White House grounds into a foul "organic garden" filled with marijuana and other arugula. Children from a local elementary school were shipped over in FEMA trailers and forced to sample the "good for you" delicacies. In other words, the first harvest from the Nobama Nationalized Yard Garden was a great success! [ Flickr / NYT The Caucus ]