Spring is upon us, which means that all around the country, naïve 22-year-olds are chugging their last beers so they can take some tests, walk across a stage, and get violently slapped in the face by a reality that will maybe involve an unpaid internship, prostitution and food stamps, and probably some borderline homelessness. This is what it means to “win the future.” But before American colleges cast out their best and brightest, there's a tradition of having someone semi-famous inspire the debt-ridden youth to somehow change the world. This year, three universities seemingly won the jackpot when it was announced that our FLOTUS would be
scott walker.
backward chair protesting is the twitter generation's answer to kent state.
I thought he started the war in Labia.
How did that traffic thing work out, anyway? I don't remember reading anything about it.
Oh...yeah.
And the better news is that soon, folks will just be hungry. Capitalism!!!Capitalism!!!USA!USA!!!
copiously?