Our FLOTUS has decided to get back to "business," which means she is once again shoving things like fitness and exercise down the throats of America's children, in between all the nachos and gravy that are already down there. Last Friday, Michelle Obama went to something called the "SmashZone" during the elitist tennis party known as The US Open to talk about
Not to mention with horseshoes there are ALL those damn rules! Who can master such a complex game? It's practically chess with big ole iron pieces. That you have to heave at a stick...
I know! Doesn't she realized we outsourced all of this "sports" stuff years ago to Teh Brownz? We've got Hispanics for baseball, African Americans for football and basketball, and the heathen Canucks for hockey.
Those who can haul themselves out of their scooters might be up to a bit of shuffleboard, but that's about it.
Tennis? Proper food? We don't want this elitist nonsense.
Not to mention with horseshoes there are ALL those damn rules! Who can master such a complex game? It's practically chess with big ole iron pieces. That you have to heave at a stick...
I know! Doesn't she realized we outsourced all of this "sports" stuff years ago to Teh Brownz? We've got Hispanics for baseball, African Americans for football and basketball, and the heathen Canucks for hockey.