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102415's avatar

That is now my fall back career plan B. I'm just waiting for the state of NY to give the go ahead. I'm hoping for some thing nice on the Upper east side with a full line of hemp products and home delivery. If it goes well I'll add pool boys.

102415's avatar

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Nice.

102415's avatar

Is that anything like "cutting brush"?

102415's avatar

Our new downfister?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe if she didn't just order a salad every danged time, she'd get to see the menu -- it usually tells you where you are.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Oooooh, I dunno 'bout "renovating". I like Shelly and all, but her taste can leave something to be desired at times. I mean, look how she "redecorated" the Oval Office. It now looks like the lobby of a one-star Best Western.

Mrs. Obama, put down the paint brush and fabric samples and no one will get hurt...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This sounds like a job for reality teevee. "Who Wants To Be America's Next FLOTUS?" Start with 16 decorators from all walks of life, except no gheys, Mex'cans, presidential candidates. Also no rappers or any of The Blacks (same thing, right Hannity?). Each week a new renovation done with a budget of $2000 and two days. Call 202-456-1414 to vote for your favorite. At the end, BO gets a new spouse -- one who can <i>decorate</i> for god's sake.

Oh and Michelle, after it's over, remember; Mrs Just Pixelz.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That is very true, I have glassware from several bars across the country acquired that way. Good convoy starter: man, I was totally smashed when I stole this pint from Tunneltop in SF. Good times, man.

PsycWench's avatar

I heard that the hair of young children holds paint like nobody's business.

PsycWench's avatar

No, but Jill Ireland is.