We have been following Michelle Obama's television escapades - most recently, an appearance on The Biggest Loser and Colbert - and we are not the only ones.
Can&#039;t have these blahs appearing human, you understand. People might start supporting equal rights and opportunities for them, which would be positively <em>ghastly</em>, don&#039;t you think?
urggg. Just for the sheer fun of it, the Obamas (once safely installed for a second term) should throw a huge White House Kwaanza party, and invite every outrageous rap and soul celebrity, along with a good selection of NBA and NFL bad boys. And don&#039;t forget Al Sharpton! You could turn the next day&#039;s Faux News coverage into a pay-per-view event.
<i>Michelle Obama gains &ldquo;an overwhelmingly amount of positive coverage&rdquo; from being on these shows, said Gainor.</i>
And it&#039;s &quot;positive&quot; because.... she&#039;s actually nice, attractive, and a wonderful First Lady. And that, my friends, is Gainor&#039;s actual problem. That sneaky Obama went and married a charming woman, just so he could fool the Real Americans&trade; who would otherwise know better than to vote for a Kenyan Socialist Muslin who Hates America&trade;.
They all look the same to MRC.
I&#039;m sure Laura Bush would have been lights out as a guest on ... umm ... lemme think ... maybe ... wait, no ... umm ...
Why not? The NFL, NBA, and MLB all have colored commentators.
Ronald Reagan?
Michelle and fucking in the same sentence?
Excuse me, I need a few minutes alone.
Can&#039;t have these blahs appearing human, you understand. People might start supporting equal rights and opportunities for them, which would be positively <em>ghastly</em>, don&#039;t you think?
urggg. Just for the sheer fun of it, the Obamas (once safely installed for a second term) should throw a huge White House Kwaanza party, and invite every outrageous rap and soul celebrity, along with a good selection of NBA and NFL bad boys. And don&#039;t forget Al Sharpton! You could turn the next day&#039;s Faux News coverage into a pay-per-view event.
Gainor&#039;s been suffering from while male outrage disorder ever since he discovered that Michele could whip his ass in a push-up contest.
deep, microwave meal slumbers are the WORST.
you wake up covered in exploded stouffers which is not at all a euphemism for anything.
History&#039;s greatest monster.
I think it&#039;s MICHELLE who does the spanking!
It would be interesting to see Callista on the Muppets, the puppets would be capable of way more facial expressions.
<i>Michelle Obama gains &ldquo;an overwhelmingly amount of positive coverage&rdquo; from being on these shows, said Gainor.</i>
And it&#039;s &quot;positive&quot; because.... she&#039;s actually nice, attractive, and a wonderful First Lady. And that, my friends, is Gainor&#039;s actual problem. That sneaky Obama went and married a charming woman, just so he could fool the Real Americans&trade; who would otherwise know better than to vote for a Kenyan Socialist Muslin who Hates America&trade;.