The entire American world is freaking out right now, according to the home pages of every single American news source, because Michelle Obama was nearly killed in what is being shrugged off as a "landing mishap." The plane carrying our FLOTUS was only three miles away from a military C-17 instead of the required five miles.
And yet the media will still somehow blame her for this, point out the cost of the trip, and ask about such behavior during a time of war/recession/ratings sweep.
We think we're the pinnacle of sarcasm and wit here, but tomorrow, Sarah of Palin is going to say something catty about Michelle that is more outrageous and tasteless than anything we could satirize. And she'll do it in less than 140 characters.
In a related story, I just got done watching <i>Donnie Darko</i> again.
Clint Howard?
Jones gives ignorant, hateful, psychotic fucktards everywhere a bad name.
Why, do you not want us to bomb you? Cuz we will, for spite. Or cuz we need another excuse to fire up the bomb factory. Must feed the war machine
oh mannn that seriously sucks.
And yet the media will still somehow blame her for this, point out the cost of the trip, and ask about such behavior during a time of war/recession/ratings sweep.
i have nothing to add to the brilliance of these comments.
well except that Ke$ha is kinda revolting.
We think we&#039;re the pinnacle of sarcasm and wit here, but tomorrow, Sarah of Palin is going to say something catty about Michelle that is more outrageous and tasteless than anything we could satirize. And she&#039;ll do it in less than 140 characters.
St. Rose of Lima? Philippe Pinel? Lionel Hampton? Mother Angelica? Tito Puente? Luther Vandross? Carmen Electra?