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fuflans's avatar

very late but lizzie wishing you all the best and that the news continues to improve.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Thinking of you and yours, love.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When did a bomb at that theater become news?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Same with those auto ads: They could have sombody racing around on the Moon or something, and still the warning: "Professional driver, closed course. Do not attempt."

Vienna Woods's avatar

Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

chascates's avatar

The Obama kids live like prisoners for their own protection. And then when they get to do something normal kids do the media complain about how much it costs to protect them.

schmannity's avatar

It was his surveyor's bag.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does working as the night watchman at an abandoned toxic waste dump count as a promotion?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He did point out to Letterman that he was black<i> before</i> the election ... some folks are just noticing?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Unexpected Drama at Foxwoods Theater"

I hope at least one reporter can sneak that past his editors.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"racists coming out of the closet" hee hee. A lot of them never went in.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Even the Obamas can't get those tickets.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How about a job with "security", inspecting the luggage of the occasional dimwitted jokester? (Because the geniuses in charge of our security know that terrorists always joke about the bombs in their luggage.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Slightly OT: There's a Target (boo) commercial on teevee where a kid puts on a Spiderman outfit, then shoots those web strings from his hands to swing from building to building until he lands on the side of building with the real Spiderman. And they talk about Target (boo). At the beginning of all the swinging it says on the screen "do not attempt". WTF?!? I say if you're ten years old and can shoot spider webs from your hands and swing through the city and stick to the side of buildings ... well, if you can do those things, you should by all means "attempt" them. Otherwise, the terrorists have won, you hate the troops, are French, etc.