One would think that the words following "Michelle Obama threatened by..." would be something along the lines of "Slurpee Machine Technicians" or "Vengeful Hoveround Gang." Actually, though, the threats made against the First Lady's life in recent days came from - surprise! - a police officer and a run-of-the-mill moron. First, a D.C. police officer "who worked as a motorcycle escort for White House officials and other dignitaries" was just jokin' around with his pals and figured the time was right to
Same with those auto ads: They could have sombody racing around on the Moon or something, and still the warning: "Professional driver, closed course. Do not attempt."
The Obama kids live like prisoners for their own protection. And then when they get to do something normal kids do the media complain about how much it costs to protect them.
How about a job with "security", inspecting the luggage of the occasional dimwitted jokester? (Because the geniuses in charge of our security know that terrorists always joke about the bombs in their luggage.)
Slightly OT: There's a Target (boo) commercial on teevee where a kid puts on a Spiderman outfit, then shoots those web strings from his hands to swing from building to building until he lands on the side of building with the real Spiderman. And they talk about Target (boo). At the beginning of all the swinging it says on the screen "do not attempt". WTF?!? I say if you're ten years old and can shoot spider webs from your hands and swing through the city and stick to the side of buildings ... well, if you can do those things, you should by all means "attempt" them. Otherwise, the terrorists have won, you hate the troops, are French, etc.
Good to hear.
very late but lizzie wishing you all the best and that the news continues to improve.
Thinking of you and yours, love.
When did a bomb at that theater become news?
Same with those auto ads: They could have sombody racing around on the Moon or something, and still the warning: "Professional driver, closed course. Do not attempt."
Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
Crullerman?
The Obama kids live like prisoners for their own protection. And then when they get to do something normal kids do the media complain about how much it costs to protect them.
It was his surveyor's bag.
Does working as the night watchman at an abandoned toxic waste dump count as a promotion?
He did point out to Letterman that he was black<i> before</i> the election ... some folks are just noticing?
&quot;Unexpected Drama at Foxwoods Theater&quot;
I hope at least one reporter can sneak that past his editors.
&quot;racists coming out of the closet&quot; hee hee. A lot of them never went in.
Even the Obamas can&#039;t get those tickets.
How about a job with &quot;security&quot;, inspecting the luggage of the occasional dimwitted jokester? (Because the geniuses in charge of our security know that terrorists always joke about the bombs in their luggage.)
Slightly OT: There&#039;s a Target (boo) commercial on teevee where a kid puts on a Spiderman outfit, then shoots those web strings from his hands to swing from building to building until he lands on the side of building with the real Spiderman. And they talk about Target (boo). At the beginning of all the swinging it says on the screen &quot;do not attempt&quot;. WTF?!? I say if you&#039;re ten years old and can shoot spider webs from your hands and swing through the city and stick to the side of buildings ... well, if you can do those things, you should by all means &quot;attempt&quot; them. Otherwise, the terrorists have won, you hate the troops, are French, etc.