As you waited in line for a jumbo slice of pizza at Costco this weekend, did you notice that something was missing? Has the candy aisle at your local grocery store disappeared or been replaced with a shelf full of lettuce? If you have checked your fat son or daughter's bedroom and noticed that there is no occupant in sight, it’s probably because last week, Michelle Obama's No Fat Kid Left Behind bill
and the hysterical right yet again gives eddie izzard new relevance:
CAkE Or DeATh!!!