Now that summer is over, America's children are once again spending their days piled into classrooms, learning about the great Holy War between man and the dinosaurs. Of course, school field trips are part of the great American education tradition, and while most children would be lucky to get a glimpse of a pumpkin patch, local river or toxic landfill these days, the privileged third-graders of John F. Kennedy Magnet School in New York spent last Friday afternoon at a farm with our FLOTUS and 31 other important ladies, picking tomatoes and being attacked by chickens.
"Army of First Ladies"? Now THERE'S an idea! A phalanx of glamorous wives fighting crime and injustice, let by their fearless Amazon-in-Chief! I think that crazy Cameroonian First Lady would be the demolitions expert, while Carla Bruni would peel information from the bad guys by singing.
The SS made the kids put away the knives? Wow...folks really are taking the whole terror anchor baby thing seriously.
"Army of First Ladies"? Now THERE'S an idea! A phalanx of glamorous wives fighting crime and injustice, let by their fearless Amazon-in-Chief! I think that crazy Cameroonian First Lady would be the demolitions expert, while Carla Bruni would peel information from the bad guys by singing.
i was going to try wit but i can't get past "microwavable fudge brownies"
Cavatelli from scratch? Don't they know there's a reason somebody invented Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box dinners?
I bet there was at least one smart alec kid who said that.
PETA will be filing a suit on behalf of that chicken later today.
The kid was just trying to restrain the chicken until Ernie Anastos came by to keep on fucking it.