Now that summer is over, America's children are once again spending their days piled into classrooms, learning about the great Holy War between man and the dinosaurs.
"Army of First Ladies"? Now THERE'S an idea! A phalanx of glamorous wives fighting crime and injustice, let by their fearless Amazon-in-Chief! I think that crazy Cameroonian First Lady would be the demolitions expert, while Carla Bruni would peel information from the bad guys by singing.
The SS made the kids put away the knives? Wow...folks really are taking the whole terror anchor baby thing seriously.
"Army of First Ladies"? Now THERE'S an idea! A phalanx of glamorous wives fighting crime and injustice, let by their fearless Amazon-in-Chief! I think that crazy Cameroonian First Lady would be the demolitions expert, while Carla Bruni would peel information from the bad guys by singing.
i was going to try wit but i can't get past "microwavable fudge brownies"
Cavatelli from scratch? Don't they know there's a reason somebody invented Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box dinners?
I bet there was at least one smart alec kid who said that.
PETA will be filing a suit on behalf of that chicken later today.
The kid was just trying to restrain the chicken until Ernie Anastos came by to keep on fucking it.