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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The SS made the kids put away the knives? Wow...folks really are taking the whole terror anchor baby thing seriously.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"Army of First Ladies"? Now THERE'S an idea! A phalanx of glamorous wives fighting crime and injustice, let by their fearless Amazon-in-Chief! I think that crazy Cameroonian First Lady would be the demolitions expert, while Carla Bruni would peel information from the bad guys by singing.

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fuflans's avatar

i was going to try wit but i can't get past "microwavable fudge brownies"

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Cavatelli from scratch? Don't they know there's a reason somebody invented Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box dinners?

I bet there was at least one smart alec kid who said that.

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PsycWench's avatar

PETA will be filing a suit on behalf of that chicken later today.

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PsycWench's avatar

The kid was just trying to restrain the chicken until Ernie Anastos came by to keep on fucking it.

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