Who is the latest casualty in Michelle Obama's war against calories and fun? Prepare yourselves , because this one is a huge blow to this country's Proud Obese and their important culture and lifestyle: the Darden Restaurant Corporation is what will now murder your children
I'm betting they have "wine product." (A horror I just learned about from a guest who felt a last-second obligation to bring a bottle, and grabbed it at the supermarket.)
But they told us it was OK to just let them die. What to do, what to do... I hate these moral dilemmas. (I can see why people just ditch the whole conscience thing and turn Republican.)
"Anyone that loves Olive Garden or Red Lobster has forfeited the right to have their opinion taken seriously."
Now, why can't we apply this reasoning to anyone who loves Rick Perry's candidacy? "Sorry ma'am, but you're too dumb to vote. It was your civic duty to try, and we do appreciate your patriotism."
$7 <strike>hamburger</strike> anusburger meals.
Fixed
Why am I in the Olive Garden with all these fat people?
I&#039;m betting they have &quot;wine product.&quot; (A horror I just learned about from a guest who felt a last-second obligation to bring a bottle, and grabbed it at the supermarket.)
But they told us it was OK to just let them die. What to do, what to do... I hate these moral dilemmas. (I can see why people just ditch the whole conscience thing and turn Republican.)
I was mildly surprised no one went there immediately.
Perfect choice for a bulemic prisoner.
Isn&#039;t <a href="http:\/\/www.sugarstacks.com\/img\/big_gulp.jpg" target="_blank">128 grams</a> the minimum daily requirement for America&#039;s yoots?
So long as it&#039;s less than 15 minutes away, you win!
&quot;You want nuts on your hot fudge sundae?&quot; &quot;No thanks, I&quot;m on a diet.&quot;
Millions are at risk of taking her advice! It&#039;s worse than 9/11, right??!!?!!!
&quot;Anyone that loves Olive Garden or Red Lobster has forfeited the right to have their opinion taken seriously.&quot;
Now, why can&#039;t we apply this reasoning to anyone who loves Rick Perry&#039;s candidacy? &quot;Sorry ma&#039;am, but you&#039;re too dumb to vote. It was your civic duty to try, and we do appreciate your patriotism.&quot;
The state of Texas thought of it, all on their own.
&quot;Fucksacks&quot; is a better match for the topology.
Surely Pol Pot takes the cake.
That&#039;s what Messicans are for.
JK FTW.