OH HEY, Wonkers, it is Friday, which means we usually like to throatcram you with NICE TIME, so here's one! Your first lady, Michelle Hussein Obama, is at it again, trying to force US Americans to maybe move their fannies once in a while, at least toward a salad bar, so they can eat a meal with "nutrients" for once in their lives, instead of their usual 4000-calorie fat-stravaganzas. So she went to the Jimmy Kimmel program, because he is funny and also maybe because he sure has lost a lot of weight lately, and maybe he did it by eating some effin' vegetables! Yes, this funny sketch is all about how Michelle Obama's new fascist campaign, the #TeamFNV initiative, is about getting people to eat Fruits 'n' Vegetables, but Jimmy Kimmel's pretty sure she's saying "effin' V," which stands for "effin' vegetables."
It used to make me furious, but now, even though I still flag hateful comments, it just makes me feel sorry for all those stupid white folks who can't see what a smart, good-looking, energetic, independent, heck--AMAZING! First Lady we've got ourselves.
It's that red stuff in the Heinz bottles, I think.
but not Representative of natural boobs.
Remember when Reagan reduced the cost of school lunches for kids by classifying ketchup as a vegetable? Just one more reason I hated him.
Should have read the comments before posting--you beat me to this.
It used to make me furious, but now, even though I still flag hateful comments, it just makes me feel sorry for all those stupid white folks who can't see what a smart, good-looking, energetic, independent, heck--AMAZING! First Lady we've got ourselves.
It's in trace amounts. You just need to consume more, that's all.
I love her SO HARD - maybe bestest FLOTUS evah!
I see what you did there!
Damn! Didn't know that one.
vegables are not food. they are what you feed to food before you butcher it.
"Don't throw that applesauce out! Apples don't grow on trees, you know!"
- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
Degenerate times call for degenerate measures.
Flotation device.
What kind of dressing does Palin like on her word salad?
Did you say something?
Vegetables are people, too, my friend.