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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

It's that red stuff in the Heinz bottles, I think.

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arglebargle's avatar

but not Representative of natural boobs.

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nightmoth's avatar

Remember when Reagan reduced the cost of school lunches for kids by classifying ketchup as a vegetable? Just one more reason I hated him.

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nightmoth's avatar

Should have read the comments before posting--you beat me to this.

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nightmoth's avatar

It used to make me furious, but now, even though I still flag hateful comments, it just makes me feel sorry for all those stupid white folks who can't see what a smart, good-looking, energetic, independent, heck--AMAZING! First Lady we've got ourselves.

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Doug Langley's avatar

It's in trace amounts. You just need to consume more, that's all.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

I love her SO HARD - maybe bestest FLOTUS evah!

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I see what you did there!

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nightmoth's avatar

Damn! Didn't know that one.

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handyhippie65's avatar

vegables are not food. they are what you feed to food before you butcher it.

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Doug Langley's avatar

"Don't throw that applesauce out! Apples don't grow on trees, you know!"

- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H

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Extemporanus's avatar

Degenerate times call for degenerate measures.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Flotation device.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

What kind of dressing does Palin like on her word salad?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Did you say something?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Vegetables are people, too, my friend.

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