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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

It's that red stuff in the Heinz bottles, I think.

arglebargle's avatar

but not Representative of natural boobs.

nightmoth's avatar

Remember when Reagan reduced the cost of school lunches for kids by classifying ketchup as a vegetable? Just one more reason I hated him.

nightmoth's avatar

Should have read the comments before posting--you beat me to this.

nightmoth's avatar

It used to make me furious, but now, even though I still flag hateful comments, it just makes me feel sorry for all those stupid white folks who can't see what a smart, good-looking, energetic, independent, heck--AMAZING! First Lady we've got ourselves.

Doug Langley's avatar

It's in trace amounts. You just need to consume more, that's all.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

I love her SO HARD - maybe bestest FLOTUS evah!

nightmoth's avatar

Damn! Didn't know that one.

handyhippie65's avatar

vegables are not food. they are what you feed to food before you butcher it.

Doug Langley's avatar

"Don't throw that applesauce out! Apples don't grow on trees, you know!"

- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H

Extemporanus's avatar

Degenerate times call for degenerate measures.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

What kind of dressing does Palin like on her word salad?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Vegetables are people, too, my friend.