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Drop them via parachute into Iran with a 40 horsepower leafblower stuck up their ass.

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Where the Hell does Sarah Palin get off mentioning the name of Pat Tillman and his family?

If there were any justice in this world, just as soon as she said those words her lips would have fallen off.

Has she no shame?

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That's the REAL topic of her Princeton senior thesis.

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She's thinking "Do not make me use these we'll-toned arms on you". I can tell.

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I hope Michelle also has an army of raisins, because Wonkette has another giant SCOOP the lamestream media doesn't!

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you don't have to tell me twice. I have "Mrs. Michelle Pixelz" written all over my notebook. (I am Not a stalker.)

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ha ha. I thought you were talking about me. but i DO laugh with joy goddamnit. with joy. <i>(sobs)</i>

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Now she's pal'ling around with some kind of military guy. Wonder how they'll turn that around -

"Visiting the troops or terrorist fist bump? You decide." -- Fox & Friends.

"Looks to me like she's reviewing some Death Panel decisions. Is that the kind of America we grew up in?" -- Newt Gingrich

"Michelle Obama's put on a scowl for our brave wounded troops." -- Michelle Malkin

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will this help us win the great chinese moon war?

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