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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Drop them via parachute into Iran with a 40 horsepower leafblower stuck up their ass.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Where the Hell does Sarah Palin get off mentioning the name of Pat Tillman and his family?

If there were any justice in this world, just as soon as she said those words her lips would have fallen off.

Has she no shame?

PsycWench's avatar

That's the REAL topic of her Princeton senior thesis.

PsycWench's avatar

She's thinking "Do not make me use these we'll-toned arms on you". I can tell.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I hope Michelle also has an army of raisins, because Wonkette has another giant SCOOP the lamestream media doesn't!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

you don't have to tell me twice. I have "Mrs. Michelle Pixelz" written all over my notebook. (I am Not a stalker.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ha ha. I thought you were talking about me. but i DO laugh with joy goddamnit. with joy. <i>(sobs)</i>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now she's pal'ling around with some kind of military guy. Wonder how they'll turn that around -

"Visiting the troops or terrorist fist bump? You decide." -- Fox & Friends.

"Looks to me like she's reviewing some Death Panel decisions. Is that the kind of America we grew up in?" -- Newt Gingrich

"Michelle Obama's put on a scowl for our brave wounded troops." -- Michelle Malkin

fuflans's avatar

will this help us win the great chinese moon war?