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I would bet real money theres a correlation between how fat you are and voting for Turmp.

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More like a moth caterpillar, very common in veg., sorry guys but true. Get lots in broccoli.They ate broccoli and probably taste like it too, also. They are often more or less the same color as the veg. they lived on.We've all eaten our share.A vegan protien, kind of.......

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Or lunch

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And when the momentary decrease in childhood obesity (that wasn't do to anything MO did) reverses, I wonder how they'll blame our former FLOTUS.

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Dry fruit!

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What a fucking bitch, using her position as First Lady to try and make life better for young people. And she obviously planned it so that local lunch providers did a terrible job so that everyone would criticise her and want to eat fast food instead. #thanksMichelleObama.

When celeb chef Jamie Oliver tried to provide decent, cheap and nutritious school dinners in the UK, there were parents passing cheap and nasty burgers through the school fence to their poorly fed and arsey offspring. Twats.

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I'm fat and the leftiest liberal you could hope to meet. I just really like cake.

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Hell, as recently as the turn of the century, my friends and I would joke about the cream cheese bagel breakfast. "Take a bite. (chomps on bagel) Take a swig. (suck on packet of cream cheese)"

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I am a substitute teacher. School lunches are inedible.

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I'm reading that the trumpie administration is also cancelling the 'Let Girls Learn" program initiated by Michelle Obama.

Oops, should have read further down...

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I knew someone who was a lunch lady and she bitched and moaned about the J.O. program coming into the school district...how it was soooooooo much work and a pain in the ass....how terrible it was going to be, blah blah fucking blah.

She was pissed that she wasn't going to be able to bring home all the leftover hockey puck burgers and pieces parts nuggets anymore.

She'd probably have a coronary if she had to serve a school lunch like they do in Japan.

https://www.citylab.com/nav...

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Sounds like Lunch Lady's going to have a coronary regardless.

But thank you for that link. It's nice to read about a country whose citizens take care of their children and give a damn about the future of their nation. I guess that's why some countries educate their kids instead of feeding them whitewashed history and using loyalty oaths and prayer to isolate "troublemakers."

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BUT THEY BLEED FROM THEIR WHEREVERS

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Well, 'awful' applies to so many things these days.

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Those lunch examples look like malicious compliance to me. Either that or a thoroughly incapable cafeteria staff.

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And it'd be "equality"! Everybody wins!!

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