[11/06/2006 UPDATE: Six weeks after we posted this hilarity about the world's smartest political columnistever , she still doesn't comprehend that a) we did not "forge" or "Photoshop" the image posted below (it was found on a Flickr gallery by a Wonkette reader and then e-mailed to us on the Internets) and b) we made no claims as to its authenticity -- in fact, we comically over-qualified every reference to said image so it would be extra obvious.