Just when you think you've had all the political stupidity you can stand, along comes a story that restores your faith in humanity, or at least in the capacity for humans to pledge their lives and their sacred trust to a completely sleazy grifter. In this case, the sleazoid is Dr. Craig Stasio, the head of "Agape Massage Therapy and Chiropractic" in Clinton Township, Michigan. Dr. Stasio has a pretty good deal going: he runs a Christian-ish massage school attended mostly by young women who call him a "prophet," and teaches them, kind of, to do massages while also saving their souls for Jesus. Also, the whole thing may be a doomsday cult, which always seems to be the downside of the kind of place where you can get a 1-hour massage for $17.50. The whole sordid situation was investigated by
In my experience, Christianists sometimes say Agape when they really mean <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Greek_words_for_love" target="_blank">Eros</a>.
<i>he reportedly &ldquo;teaches about a coming &lsquo;tribulation&rsquo; that &lsquo;will last for 3 years&rsquo; and end in a great &lsquo;fire.&rsquo;</i>
I&#039;d be extremely nervous about what they consider a &quot;happy ending&quot;.
Maybe he needs to change his business name &quot;Agape Massage Therapy and Chiropractic&quot; to &quot;Agape Massage Therapy, Chiropractic and Bait Shop&quot; to make it seem more legit.
&quot;Irish Dance&quot;
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
That&#039;s what we called the DTs the day after St. Patty&#039;s.
The reporters are fully servicing their audience.
Cannot upfist enough. (followed by a downfist and another upfist. Lather, rinse, repeat, in rapid succession.)
&quot;I just want my daughter back, enrolled as a pre-law major, so she can be a lawyer, just like I always wanted.&quot;
He&#039;s got magic fingers.
In my experience, Christianists sometimes say Agape when they really mean <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Greek_words_for_love" target="_blank">Eros</a>.
Y&#039;all write &quot;completely sleazy grifter&quot; like it&#039;s a bad thing!
I don&#039;t know much about the Irish Dance, but I&#039;m pretty sure a lot of folks woke up this morning with the Irish Flu.
He was taking this &#039;laying on of hands&#039; business a little too far.
<i>he reportedly &ldquo;teaches about a coming &lsquo;tribulation&rsquo; that &lsquo;will last for 3 years&rsquo; and end in a great &lsquo;fire.&rsquo;</i>
I&#039;d be extremely nervous about what they consider a &quot;happy ending&quot;.
Maybe he needs to change his business name &quot;Agape Massage Therapy and Chiropractic&quot; to &quot;Agape Massage Therapy, Chiropractic and Bait Shop&quot; to make it seem more legit.