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Painter of Goats's avatar

"Irish Dance"

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

WA Bishop's avatar

That's what we called the DTs the day after St. Patty's.

WA Bishop's avatar

The reporters are fully servicing their audience.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Cannot upfist enough. (followed by a downfist and another upfist. Lather, rinse, repeat, in rapid succession.)

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"I just want my daughter back, enrolled as a pre-law major, so she can be a lawyer, just like I always wanted."

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

He's got magic fingers.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

In my experience, Christianists sometimes say Agape when they really mean <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Greek_words_for_love" target="_blank">Eros</a>.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Y'all write "completely sleazy grifter" like it's a bad thing!

TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't know much about the Irish Dance, but I'm pretty sure a lot of folks woke up this morning with the Irish Flu.

chascates's avatar

He was taking this 'laying on of hands' business a little too far.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>he reportedly “teaches about a coming ‘tribulation’ that ‘will last for 3 years’ and end in a great ‘fire.’</i>

I'd be extremely nervous about what they consider a "happy ending".

Incoming Ham's avatar

Maybe he needs to change his business name "Agape Massage Therapy and Chiropractic" to "Agape Massage Therapy, Chiropractic and Bait Shop" to make it seem more legit.