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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The entire period from 2001-2009 was a good time for that. Particularly when it came to "invading Poland" references.

Iron Monkey's avatar

The Inkster chief of police resigned. She looks nice--but not that nice:

Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

See, whenever police brutality occurs, justice is swift and fair*

*provided there is indisputable video evidence**

** provided, further, "swift" and "fair" are defined very loosely.

Estebe Rey's avatar

Got a problem? Call the police. Now you've got two problems.

chicken thief's avatar

And rarely helps the dead blah victim.

Jinmichigan's avatar

At least I can spell.

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Mr Poe to the courtesy phone. Mr Morgan Poe...

doktorzoom's avatar

Look on the bright side, Michigan cop poetry is marginally -- only just -- better than Vogons'.

doktorzoom's avatar

Failure to recognize an established meme! Five yard penalty, and first down to Villago Delenda Est.

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Hi, welcome to Wonkette. We make jokes here. Many comments should not be taken at face value. Also, you may want to read up on Poe's Law

-- Dok Zoom, your vacationing comments moderator.

(What? I could be arguing on my own time.)

doktorzoom's avatar

He's Robocop? I wouldn't even buy that for a nickel.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

After the uniformed thugs

You'll confuse the wingnuts if you use "thugs" to describe the melanin-impaired.