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The entire period from 2001-2009 was a good time for that. Particularly when it came to "invading Poland" references.

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Ask Frank Serpico about that.

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The Inkster chief of police resigned. She looks nice--but not that nice:

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See, whenever police brutality occurs, justice is swift and fair*

*provided there is indisputable video evidence**

** provided, further, "swift" and "fair" are defined very loosely.

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Got a problem? Call the police. Now you've got two problems.

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And rarely helps the dead blah victim.

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At least I can spell.

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Mr Poe to the courtesy phone. Mr Morgan Poe...

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Look on the bright side, Michigan cop poetry is marginally -- only just -- better than Vogons'.

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And my point is proven.

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Failure to recognize an established meme! Five yard penalty, and first down to Villago Delenda Est.

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Hi, welcome to Wonkette. We make jokes here. Many comments should not be taken at face value. Also, you may want to read up on Poe's Law

-- Dok Zoom, your vacationing comments moderator.

(What? I could be arguing on my own time.)

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He's Robocop? I wouldn't even buy that for a nickel.

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After the uniformed thugs

You'll confuse the wingnuts if you use "thugs" to describe the melanin-impaired.

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Sure you can.

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24/7 BABY!

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