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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Shit. I know things are bad right now, with all the dust storms and this starving bullshit, and we're running out of french fries and burrito coverings, but I got a THREE POINT PLAN that will fix EVERYTHING."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well awesome...it looks like some douchebag named "UnionsRStreetGangs " is following me. Anyone else?

When I saw this notification in my mailbox, I got that same creepy feeling I would get when I was a kid whenever the local Chester the Molester would hang out at the park. Are these losers keeping some kind of "enemies list"?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Well, you are not being stalked by this clown because they are not keeping one. "

Great...well, you can just rock me to sleep tonight.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh great...another loser rethuglican living in his mother's basement masturbating furiously. Lol...I can't wait.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on! My two kitties are the same way. Unless of course they have treats and catnip....they're weak that way.

jqheywood's avatar

Me too. I feel like I finally belong....

PsycWench's avatar

Yeah, me too. I checked out his profile and he's kind of obsessed with us in the way that the anthrax guy was obsessed with a sorority. I would look those up but it's the first day of DST and I must conserve my energy.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo pensions....there's a Republican here in Michigan.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Is anyone else who posted to this thread being stalked/followed by an intense debate user by the name of UnionsRStreetGangs? He has a horribly negative pness and has many teabagger outrage quotes on his ID page ... <a href="http://www.intensedebate.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.intensedebate.com/users/2370767">http://www.intensedebate.co...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

My that was one of the best stories of 2009. That guy is coming back for sure ...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yeah, the only difference is that Putin is a nationalist who wants the oligarchs to be his pets and ours want it the other way 'round.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Oh god. I live in Louisiana ... I can't wait for Piyush Jindal - who is way nerdier than this dork - to be somehow "inspired" by this

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your cities up.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I believe audi stands for auto union something or other.

PubOption's avatar

Elitist comment to follow, take note troll 'followers'. It looks like Snyder sees himself as the Czar, and his managers as Boyars. Directly or indirectly they all exploit the peasants.