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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was leading towards Feudalistic* Motherfuckers

*Hat tip to Sorosbot.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"attracting the attention of restructuring executives as corporate work dissipates" Wait just a cotton picking minute...this is a make-work project for out of work executives? W.T. Ever loving F?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> people who have no experience running governments.</i>

If you’re a conservative blowhard you’re not expected to be experienced at your government job, so long as you’re blowing hard.

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Mahousu's avatar

All of them, Katie.

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schmannity's avatar

Jeff Daniels has just been replaced by Herman Myerowitz, CPA, in the My Michigan campaign.

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schmannity's avatar

George W. Bush? Shoot, at least he installed his own people.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This can only end in tears. The government shows up at town hall, is met by the local police, government guy calls state police, town citizens rifle up, national guard is called, but the governor has to leave a message because they're all in Afghanistan.

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