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Magic Juan's avatar

That's exactly what I was thinking.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Not a terrorist. If he were a Muslim, he would be terrorist. Since he is a christian, he is a lone wolf.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Maybe the brick and mortar places do personal fittings.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I guess god was as pissed as this guy when he found out they wouldn't return that 12" dildo homeboy bought. On the far right that's grounds for a crew-sade!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

However, oldest son Tommy has been dipping into the poppers and as punishment, Ma set him to wipe down the glass of the viewing booths. Some days it gets so bad you can only clean it with tub and tile cleaner.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's like mucking the stalls

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Based on the photograph, he's at least halfway to being a newt already.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Kalamazoo. That about says it all.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Carrie Nation wore it better.

bobbert's avatar

Well, "Hollywood Nights" was a Seger song, and Seger is from Michigan, so connection?

willi0000000's avatar

when the state does it, it's never a crime.

willi0000000's avatar

yeah . . . should always use a gun when committing Murrikan mass murder.

willi0000000's avatar

interesting photo . . . looks like she has three hands . . . one holding up a hatchet, one holding a cell phone at the same height near her mouth and one holding a book.

[you wouldn't believe the things i see in clouds]

glasspusher's avatar

Well, um, hey...nice sound track.