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That's exactly what I was thinking.

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Not a terrorist. If he were a Muslim, he would be terrorist. Since he is a christian, he is a lone wolf.

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Maybe the brick and mortar places do personal fittings.

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I guess god was as pissed as this guy when he found out they wouldn't return that 12" dildo homeboy bought. On the far right that's grounds for a crew-sade!

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However, oldest son Tommy has been dipping into the poppers and as punishment, Ma set him to wipe down the glass of the viewing booths. Some days it gets so bad you can only clean it with tub and tile cleaner.

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That's what she said.

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Nicely done.

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it's like mucking the stalls

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Based on the photograph, he's at least halfway to being a newt already.

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Kalamazoo. That about says it all.

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Carrie Nation wore it better.

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Well, "Hollywood Nights" was a Seger song, and Seger is from Michigan, so connection?

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when the state does it, it's never a crime.

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yeah . . . should always use a gun when committing Murrikan mass murder.

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interesting photo . . . looks like she has three hands . . . one holding up a hatchet, one holding a cell phone at the same height near her mouth and one holding a book.

[you wouldn't believe the things i see in clouds]

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Well, um, hey...nice sound track.

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