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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Funded by George Soros no doubt

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Bah! This Second Amendment Hero™ didn't put anyone in danger with that pea-shooter. Not with the gun either, probably.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Welcome to the U.S.A.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Not here, you can't. Not until comments are allowed.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

For a properly well-regulated militia you'll need at least a truckload or two of Metamucil.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

With bunny toes.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The glow of a million muzzle flashes.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Houseman’s rifle was returned to him the next day.</i>

Because why the fuck not?

What could go wrong?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All those valves and no plumber in sight...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We're in a hurry and we've got things to do!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Zidane got a dime for every YouTube view...

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bobbert's avatar

They're just a series (and parallel) of tubes.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Naw, I'm pretty sure it's them...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

on the back of the elephant

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/5-things-to-know-about-armed-men-in-your-local-chipotle\/" target="_blank">5 Things to Know About the Armed Men in Your Local Chipotle</a>

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

He was late to a meeting with his meth dealer.

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