Meet Joseph Houseman, 63, of Kalamazoo, Michigan. Mr. Houseman (no relation to the guy from The Paper Chase ) is a big advocate of exercising his Second Amendment rights in public, in his pyjamas, and also of exercising his First Amendment right to yell at cops, inform them a revolution is coming, and to let them know he does not cotton to their freedom-oppressin' ways with all their tyranny and stuff. For some reason, the sight of an elderly gentleman taking a Constitutional constitutional with his semiautomatic bangstick struck some residents as odd when he went walking around one afternoon in early May, so they oppressed Mr. Houseman by calling the police. And knowing what he believed were his rights, he refused to stand down, instead shouting the classic rallying cry of the Spartans, "Moron Labia" -- that is, "Come cunt punt me, coppers!"
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Funded by George Soros no doubt
Bah! This Second Amendment Hero&trade; didn&#039;t put anyone in danger with that pea-shooter. Not with the gun either, probably.
Welcome to the U.S.A.
Not here, you can&#039;t. Not until comments are allowed.
For a properly well-regulated militia you&#039;ll need at least a truckload or two of Metamucil.
With bunny toes.
The glow of a million muzzle flashes.
<i>Houseman&rsquo;s rifle was returned to him the next day.</i>
Because why the fuck not?
What could go wrong?
All those valves and no plumber in sight...
We&#039;re in a hurry and we&#039;ve got things to do!
If Zidane got a dime for every YouTube view...
They&#039;re just a series (and parallel) of tubes.
Naw, I&#039;m pretty sure it&#039;s them...
on the back of the elephant
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He was late to a meeting with his meth dealer.