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flippin' tables and shit!

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teacher I ain't foolin' 'round with your rules....

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*in the Curt Chaplin voice from the beginning of People's Court*

Tonight.... on Judge Karen.... He couldn't just mind his own business and watch his birds... no, he had to get all up in her face with his cell phone and DEMAND that she leash her dog... the cotton-picking nerve of this guy....

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Do you think the facts are likely to be substantially different from those outlined by Dok?

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A little kid who liked liver? You mean to play with or throw at siblings, right?

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See, all Grace has to do is to get in touch with Wikileaks, arrange a little "dump" of info about the Biden campaign, and then badda-boom, badda-bing! Precendnetnial Hamberder Commutation!!

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How nice!

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Meidas Touch and Vote Vets are turning out good ones.

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I. Just. Can't. That poor child.

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I would be surprised if they were not. Extraordinary sentences generally arise out of novel facts. If I were to hazard a guess, based on my years as defending juvenile cases, I'd put money on the possibility that she got a big break on the disposition of the underlying criminal acts.

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This judge has gotta be making money off this shit. Or is just a huge racist.

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OWIE!!! BUT I AM GOOD!!! OWIE!!! I DO NOT DESERVE THIS! OWIE!!!

*secretly suppresses smile*

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No, Mom cooked it and we ate it. All of us liked it.

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I'm just saying, in my district, it would have been the teacher's fault, even during a pandemic. We tried hard to pay closer attention to students with IEPs. We are legally obligated to do so.

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I'm from a family full of educators, so I'm perfectly aware of what the school's and teacher's obligations are.

AMOF, that was one of the first things to which I referred.

You appear to have wanted to leap into defend-the-racist-system mode that you didn't even stop to read what was in the response.

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I'm not defending the judge. I think the whole thing is awful. If he's going to punish anyone it should be the school. They let her down.

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