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CapnFatback's avatar

When you offer a great promotion, you're gonna get some copycats.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

New GOP motto, "How dare those poor people exist and continue to be poor, and ruin our fun!"

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Its not the mozzarella that burns! Boiling hot Pizza sauce is much more painful!

georgiaburning's avatar

Maybe so, but a pizza box can rent for $700 a month if it's near the Google campus,

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

I don't think the pizza parlor was responsible for the mayor and his cohorts being jerks.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

A very bad temporary shelter.

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

I lived in Michigan, and visit regularly. It's chock full of low-information, vote-against-yourself idjits. Oh, and racist, too. At least the white ones.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

How dare you insult Pizza Hut! Its bad enough the one in my area got rid of their salad bar is now pretty much takeout only! Now you're making things worse, and adding insult to injury! What, you won't stop being mean to her until she moves out of my neighborhood?

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

I don't know, but I imagine it still sucks!

pstokk's avatar

A sausage fest by the look of it.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I agree. Hot Alfredo sauce is dangerous!

Bill Slider's avatar

Now that these former homeowners don't have mortgages and property taxes to pay, they should have offered to pay for the pizza. How rude can they be?

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Saucy pervert. Ranch Dressing is for salads, not bread sticks. Next you'll tell us that gay sex is okay! ;)

greyXstar's avatar

Real talk, I'd much rather eat pizza than deal with people too. Pizza never has anything bad to say.

Werewolf's avatar

Didja hear about the hipster who burned his mouth eating pizza before it was cool?

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

It also doesn't mind if you eat it. Silly people wanting to stay alive.