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Dick Cheney lives, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eduard_Khil#Illness_and_death" target="_blank">trolololo guy is dead</a> - more evidence of the nonexistence of God.

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The Miss Ogyny Pageant - with fancy walkin', sammich makin', and the always-popular barefoot-in-the-kitchen competition.

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Maybe the EU will trade us Greece & Estonia for Michigan & Arizona.

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I guess we should've asked Michigan to stop being awful for longer than <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/475576\/omg-michigan-can-you-stop-being-awful-for-like-five-seconds" target="_blank">five seconds</a>.

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