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Jared James's avatar

Contrary to what fifties C-grade science fiction movies led me to believe, that high forehead doesn't seem to conceal any enlarged cortical lobes.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Which reminds me. Must make seating plan for the start of 2nd semester on Monday. Thanks, Todd!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Finally, all of Michigan's other pesky problems have been solved so the legislature can focus on their lack of balls.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, Mr. Courser. I understand you have an issue with your current seating arrangement? Well, we've got a better seat for you right over <a href="http:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BmFoXj3CMAAIG_U.jpg:medium" target="_blank">here</a>.

Fartknocker's avatar

Petulant whiny pin dick wants to be the keynote RNC speaker that talks to a chair.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I think that if you pained this guy green, he could play The Leader in a Hulk movie without any additional prosthetics. <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wYjfDXDPf6s/UETAiNtDi9I...">http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w...

Ikimizi's avatar

He got the chair with one short leg, didn't he?

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Wait. I thought Real America hates unnecessary bureaucratic bullshit?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Good lord - I knew his clone in college. An insufferable prat, and of course a libertardian.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

This reminds me of the guy in Photography 101 in college who went crazy over someone else using "his" darkroom and the faucet that had the best - and I am not shitting you here - water. I didn't know he moved to Michigan, though.

bobbert's avatar

I think we'd need a subcategory, like "Pointless Legislative Shitmuffin".