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Wellesclap dot gif.

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Contrary to what fifties C-grade science fiction movies led me to believe, that high forehead doesn't seem to conceal any enlarged cortical lobes.

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Fuck I hate ellipses.

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Which reminds me. Must make seating plan for the start of 2nd semester on Monday. Thanks, Todd!

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Finally, all of Michigan's other pesky problems have been solved so the legislature can focus on their lack of balls.

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Oh, Mr. Courser. I understand you have an issue with your current seating arrangement? Well, we've got a better seat for you right over <a href="http:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BmFoXj3CMAAIG_U.jpg:medium" target="_blank">here</a>.

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Petulant whiny pin dick wants to be the keynote RNC speaker that talks to a chair.

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I think that if you pained this guy green, he could play The Leader in a Hulk movie without any additional prosthetics. <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wYjfDXDPf6s/UETAiNtDi9I...">http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w...

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He got the chair with one short leg, didn't he?

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Wait. I thought Real America hates unnecessary bureaucratic bullshit?

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Good lord - I knew his clone in college. An insufferable prat, and of course a libertardian.

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This reminds me of the guy in Photography 101 in college who went crazy over someone else using "his" darkroom and the faucet that had the best - and I am not shitting you here - water. I didn't know he moved to Michigan, though.

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I think we'd need a subcategory, like "Pointless Legislative Shitmuffin".

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