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Wow, I wish I was a rich white guy with no morals so I could get free money.

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You see it too !

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M.M. is the Anna Nicole Smith of Trumpkin Grifters

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When it comes to Mick and Money: Mulvaney, Mo Problems.

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Moral of the story, only make secured loans to Republicans.

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*shudder* good old Lavrenta Beria. One of the most horrifying individuals ever put on this Earth by a loving God.

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These guys are fucking over my heirs, your heirs and the heirs of everybody else. I've got no sympathy for any of their heirs. All of us are suffering because of who we were born to. Let them join us in our suffering.

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Libelz?

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Yeah, he took out a bank loan to buy off the first bank loan. Yeesh.

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I know who your brother is (I've never personally met him, but know the company), but the story in the paper didn't mention anything about the son's involvement in drugs. It sounded more like it was a random occurrence.

Twenty years ago one of my parent's neighbor's kids was murdered. I had no idea he was a fairly big pot dealer, which was ironic, because I had just been thinking "nobody ever gets murdered over pot" and a few days later he was shot to death. Also, after I moved back here from NYC I had been wanting to find someone to buy some pot from.

I almost bought an apartment in Harlem in the 1980s, before it had started to gentrify. I wish I had!

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They're also offering a pretty good salary for math teachers - $45,000, plus you only have to work 8 months out of the year. I love math, and I've always wanted to teach, so I hope it works out for me.

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Won't matter. The New Yorker will still look at the bill and laugh at how cheap it is to live in the south.

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I hope it works too. I love math. My spud thinks it strange that I do math problems for fun. Harlem in the 80s was free. Not any more. Patrick was dealing.

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You're a rich dick / and you've gone too far / 'cause you know it don't matter anyway.You can rely / on an old man's money / you can rely on an old man's honey.

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At first I read that as Latverian Beria.

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