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Grimscribe's avatar

You guys, you guys! I think I found Server in my tool shed!

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Well, that's sure gonna distract everybody from whateverthefuck the last batshit distraction was.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Miss Lindsey gonna clutch those pearls right off her wattle.

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Jgb979's avatar

So basically every single one involved in this shit show is “I did it. It’s cool. He told me to. I didn’t directly do anything”

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Jgb979's avatar

Just today he was trying to get the Republican senate delegation to sign onto a letter saying they will NEVER convict no matter what the evidence says.

So miss Lindsey can fuck off

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flifishun's avatar

Fuck it, we'll say everything out loud.

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Nounverb911's avatar

Happy Friday morning Wonkatopia, did anything interesting happen yesterday? Found a comfy place to watch the Yankees play in a couple of hours... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

When the Democrats wanted to investigate Russian fuckery in the 2016 election, Republicans were all like, “It’s over! You lost! Move on! All we can do is secure future elections.” But now that they’ve been caught red handed trying to fuck with the 2020 election, they’re back to, “But her eeeeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiils!!!”

I saw this on another thread today, but it bears repeating: if it weren’t for bad faith, Republicans would have no faith at all.

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"M"'s avatar

I like Trevor Noah on this one

Nepotism in the White House

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"M"'s avatar

Still doesn’t mean you get away with it – this Dunning Kruger Keystone Cops Ukraine Clown Posse just *thinks* it does.

It’s not only potentially impeachable, it’s also a serious attempted felony. They’re just too stupid to know it.

No Plans To Let the Continuing Criming Crimers Rob Us Of A Proper Tribute for A Warrior For Democracy

Running Covert Propaganda Against Americans Is Illegal - Asha Rangappa

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"M"'s avatar

Yeah - as I just said to someone upthread, they're just too stupid to know how illegal it is

It’s not only potentially impeachable, it’s also a serious attempted felony. They’re just too stupid to know it.

No Plans To Let the Continuing Criming Crimers Rob Us Of A Proper Tribute for A Warrior For Democracy

Running Covert Propaganda Against Americans Is Illegal - Asha Rangappa

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"M"'s avatar

Not really

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Lordpnut's avatar

They are the personification of Dostoevsky's Grand Inquisitor.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Prolly insuflate her own snood too, and also.

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Lordpnut's avatar

That's impossible, as I am sitting on it right now.

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